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Alexey V.Andreyev
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Scientific "haiku" :-)
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on physics
^^^^^^^^^^
Tired physicist
stopes on the bridge to spit
into still river.
on botany
^^^^^^^^^
Autumn. My green bucks
turned to brown in a pool of
beer on the bar.
on mechanics
^^^^^^^^^^^^
My sadness,
my broken alarmclock.
I've thought it would be better.
on entomology
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Glad to see you, fly!
But you'll die: there's no
window in my office.
on chemistry
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Look: single particles,
some quirk reactions' sediment,
unsolved loneliness.
on psychiatry
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
To see her face
in cigarette smoke -- here
they are, bad habits
on mathematics
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kids! Real numbers
you saw; but as to complex...
just try to believe
on linguistics
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
My Russian and her
Spanish: nothing mutual
except for English "no"
on philosophy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Existence defines consciousness.
Consciousness works for existence.
Who will care of me?!
on geography
^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm a Japanese cop
watching the Finnish Bay.
Damned life on the island!
on pure science
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bye, pure science --
not vodka but Budweiser's
my new adviser!
on computer science
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
spring backup in CS lab:
time to fall in love with
certain humanware
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